Principal Skinner: Call your father immediately. Bart: Hello, is Homer there? Moe: Homer who? Bart: Homer...Sexual. Moe: Wait one second. Let me check. Uh, Homer Sexual? Ah, come on, come on! One of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual! Homer: Don’t look at me! Moe: Oh, no. You rotten little punk! If I ever get a hold of you, I’ll sink my teeth into your cheek and rip your face off! Principal Skinner: You’ll do what, young man?! Moe: What? What? Wait. Who is this? Principal Skinner: I think the re

'Mrs. Skinner, why are you here?' The county is threatening to take my Seymour away. Oh, we had another fight over the inflatable bath pillow. I kept screeching and screeching at him!! 'All right, very good. Who knows how the Skinners could have resolved this problem?' - Without resorting to violence? - Or childish name-calling? (S7 E3 - 'Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily') | The Simpsons & Futurama Best Moments